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Making Myself Comfortable

Grab a cup of coffee and make yourself comfortable.

Here I am, changing the blogging platform in the spirit of learning new stuff. It turned out it wasn’t so new after all; I’ve spent years on Blogger, and this is, after all, just another blogging platform, unless I want to buy my own domain and learn some coding, which I don’t.

In other words, I’m comfortable here already. I like the look of my new blog. I’ve added most of the stuff I wanted, so this is pretty much it. Although, do you think I should keep that camel on top? It has nothing to do with kitties or dreaming or writing or flying, but on the other hand, I like camels. Camels are cool. What do you think?

Anyway. I hope you’ll be as comfortable here as I am, so, if you will, grab a cup of coffee (or tea, if you prefer), take a look around, look in the gallery (there’s a link to it on the sidebar, and also at the top right), or just keep reading – there’s a story for you. Enjoy!

Do the Smilodons Purr?

I woke up and saw a tiger in the middle of my room. Just sitting there and watching me.

I live in a one-room apartment on the sixteenth floor. I don’t own a tiger. Around these parts, you have to go to a zoo if you wish to see a tiger. Even if a tiger ran away from the zoo, how did it get into my place?

I realized I keep calling it tiger in my mind, even though that’s not what it was.

What it actually was… Well, that certainly shouldn’t be in my apartment. Or in my town. Or anywhere else on the planet, for at least ten thousand years.

A smilodon sitting less than a meter away from me was watching me with perfect calm. It yawned, as if the big huge fangs weren’t already way too visible.

A smilodon. Species gone from this planet ten thousand years ago. Misnamed saber-toothed tiger, even though they were not really tigers.

This one looked to me like a Smilodon populator, the biggest one. Some specimens were up to five hundred kilos. This one was about four-fifty, something like that.

I offered my hand. It approached me. I petted him on the head. He started to purr.

Do the smilodons purr?

This one obviously could.

I felt a grin spreading over my face. A smilodon of my own! I moved to the side, and the smilodon jumped on my bed. The bed creaked, but didn’t fall apart. The smilodon made himself comfortable next to me,. He never stopped purring. The bed kept creaking. I kept smiling.

I hugged the big purring cat and fell to sleep again.

I’ve always wanted a cat.

Smilodon populator

Smilodon populator (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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Still Looking For Coffee Cats, I Guess

Listen to the zen kitty.

Every once in a while, I check out what keywords people used and ended up here. I wrote about the results here — basically, people look for coffee&cats and find me.

So, here’s a new round of the keywords people used and got here, it’s from the last month.

- coffee cat
- cat coffee (yeah, you can try it like that too)
- need more coffee (try making some?)
- cat with coffee
- coffee cats
- 10 matchstick triangles (probably because of The Bone Cathedral)
- blue and white animated bird (this one, perhaps?)
- how do you find me? (heh)
- ivana skrobonja (sorry to disappoint you, but that’s not me; my name is Ivana and I translate and sometimes write for Goran Skrobonja, who’s a writer, a translator and a publisher, so maybe that’s what confused Google to lead you here)
- kitty doing zen (I agree, cats are totally zen)

The first results were from March, and these are from June; do you think I should be writing about other things, not just cats and coffee?

Oh, wait, I’m already doing that. Google Almighty doesn’t seem to notice, though. Not that it troubles me; cats and coffee and zen are fine subjects, and if that’s what I’m recognized for, nice.

And, since you’re here, would you like some coffee? Take your pick:

Coffee?

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How Do You Find Me?

Coffee and cats, that’s what people seem to like.

Just a quick one, since I’m supposed to work.

From time to time, I check out the stats of my blog, and also the keywords readers used to find me. The champions for this month are:

- coffee cat
- blue british kitty
- cat coffee
- broken computer kitty
- cat on coffee
- coffee kitty
- kitty and a camera
- kitty camera
- need coffee meme
- british cat computer

My conclusion? If I want this blog to be read, I should be writing more about cats and about coffee. I should also post more coffee/kitty related pictures.

How do people stumble upon your blogs, what keywords do they use?

I hope you all have a nice weekend!

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